Beauty In All Things

My roommate is one of those people that say “That’s what she said,” AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I hate it. Well…maybe I don’t hate it but I haven’t gotten into it nearly as much as he has.

I was just on the phone with my friend Amber talking about carpooling on the way to school tomorrow & telling her that I would drive. She asked me, “Where should I park my car?”

I responded: “Just park in my driveway…….As I pull out, you can just pull in.” I started laughing to myself because I thought that was a perfect opportunity for my roommate (who was eating his dinner right next to me) to say “that’s what she said.” He didn’t catch it though because he was too busy reading some shit on his phone.

When I got off the phone with Amber I told him what happened and I informed him of missing a wonderful opportunity to say something stupid and making us both laugh.

I laughed loudly. Maybe I like “that’s what she said” more than I thought I did.

myadventuresinnyc:

I can’t take grad school anymore. I have been up since 6am and have been doing homework since then. I took a break to shower, to eat when my roommate brought me Subway, and to grocery shop. I left the house once today. I’m surprised I even showered! Probably be up until about 1am tonight, then get up around 7am to do more work,do laundry, go to the gym, then head to work 12pm-8pm.

I hate my life. This is horrible..and thankfully over SOON.

My sentiments exactly. TOO BAD I’M NOT DONE SOON. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Side Note: I read this to AJ and he said “You guys whine a lot, just get it done.” My response: “FUCK YOU! YOU’RE A TERRIBLE FUCKING COUNSELOR!” AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

As I am sitting here screaming into the air because I am annoyed and frustrated at this homework assignment, I realized something……I am getting my period, I am pmsing HARDCORE and I STRONGLY believe every woman should get a week off, EVERY MONTH when they are either pmsing or menstrating.

This is how it will be set up………..

If you have your period you get to choose one of the options:

• 1.) Take the week off when you are PMSing (I choose this week)
• 2.) Take the week off when you are physically bleeding.

You can’t have two full weeks off, that would just be unproductive haha and they have medicine to get you through your “active” week.

I believe the world would be a more peaceful place if this “woman vacation” actually existed.

I guess I will go back to acting like I give a fat shit about this homework assignment EVEN THOUGH I DON’T and I’d rather be pantless on the couch watching terrible reality tv and eating something REALLY BAD FOR ME.

Don’t eat anything while you have a clay mask on your face. Why you ask? …..oh here’s why my beautiful friends….

When the clay dries it gets flakey and falls off your face. When you open your mouth to eat it stretches your face, thus making clay flakes fall off your face into your food.

I just figured this out while eating soup with garlic noodles.

Here’s the best part, it didn’t stop me from eating my soup. I just felt like warning my simultaneous mask wearing, food eating friends.

Some days happen and it literally feels like you just got bitch slapped by life but then you find out you just got crowned the Mayor of a location called “Riding a unicorn off into the sunset jumping a rainbow” on Foursquare and everything in the world feels awesome again.

I’m sure ALL of us do this. We have a closet full of clothes and complain that we have no clothes.

I am the queen of this! I’m so sick of having this mind set. I swear it feels like I wear the same thing over and over again even though I have a closet full of various options or even worse, go shopping and buy something that looks exactly like 20 things I already have.

Here is my challenge for myself…..I’m going to start at the far left side of my closet and wear the clothing as they appear. If I put it on and it doesn’t fit or it looks stupid on me then I’m giving it away to a shelter asap.

I think a few things will come out of this: donate clothes to people who need it, clean your closet and reorganize and come up with new outfits created by “old” clothes.

Done. This starts right now.